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I feel like I just blogged about stalkers, but lets it it again

 Thursday, January 19, 2012

Stalkers.  Haters.  Enemies.  No matter what we call them, we all have them.  People who don't like the way you live your life.  People who are jealous of what you have.  Just people who are bitter at the world and want to take it out on someone else to bring them down too.  

Sound familiar? 

Well the past few weeks I have been going through some pretty big changes.  And these changes aren't that great.  They're going to effect my life in a not good way.  

So this blog is about how when something bad happens to you your haters are all over it.  I wrote how I won't even say who I am because I am scared they will find this blog and stalk it like it's the stock market.  Yeah, I seriously wasn't exaggerating!!! 

As of lately they haven't been going to my blog as much.  So it was pretty flattering when I would see that they came to check on my amazing life.  But as soon as they heard through the grape vine about this disaster - they're back to checking 50 times a day.  

Is she gonna write a blog?  Is she upset?  I. Have. To. Know.  For haters they sure do care a lot about what I'm doing.  Here's some fucking advise. 

Get. A. Fucking. Life

Stop worrying about what I'm doing.  And also, this 'bad situation' is but a little hiccup in the road.  I will pick myself up from this tragedy and will either one, learn from it and never make this mistake again, or two, patch it all up and work to make it better one day at a time. 

Fucking stalkers really creep me out -- but I guess when you're as fucking awesome as me, you can't help but to stalk me 50 times a day. 


technology and shit talkers

 Friday, January 13, 2012

.....besides the most obvious things like: early mornings, boring professors, and guys wearing girl jeans?

No, you can't figure it out?  

I hate nothing more than when people call, text, email, etc. someone talking shit and then once they see the person out buying groceries or pumping gas instead of facing the consequences of said action they run like hell in the opposite direction. 

It is probably one of my biggest pet peeves in the world.  All I have to say to these people is if you have the courage to tell someone how it is over an email, comment, text, or whatever -- you most definitely better have the courage to say it to this persons face.

But haven't you talked shit about people on your blog before you ask? 

Why yes, yes I have (thanks for noticing).  But everything I have written about people I have said to them personally.

I cannot stand these kinds of people.  So here's a little secret.  If you're reading this blog and happen to be one of these pussies I am speaking of, grow a back bone and say what you need to say to your enemies face.  No need to hide behind technology.   

because just realize, it's only a matter of time until you will see that person face to face - and then what?



Does anyone notice that the people who hate you always spend the most time stalking you?  I mean I won't dare say my name on this blog or where I'm from in fear that they will google my name and find this blog 

And yes!  They do google my name and give me the most hits on my personal blog - I would link it, but again they'd stalk this blog too (and it kinda creeps me out - a lot!). 

My haters -or stalkarazzi as I've been calling them- probably know every link they can find me online.  They stalk my fb, twitter, blog(s), tumblr, etc.  Anything I link on a public page, they're all over it like flies on shit!! 

At first it made me laugh that they were checking out what I was doing in my life so much.  They were like fucking crack addicts coming to my page waiting for me to post something new a hit off the rock.  Then it got creepy, because I was blogging about personal things, like school, my family, my life.  Stuff that was going on day to day.  And I realize it's on the internet for everyone to see and all of this, but I cannot fathom going to a person's blog over 10 times a day that I hate.  I guess that is where I differ from my haters; I have grown up - and they're still acting like they're in high school.  ::giggle::  ::sigh::

Do any of you have crazy stalkarazzi haters?  I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they drove by my house every single day just to stare at my house.....  like I said, creepy!


How to adequately point out a liar

 Tuesday, January 10, 2012

liar [lahy-er]  

nouna person who tells lies.

The best way I have personally found to point out a pos liar is to pay very -like very- close attention to their "stories".  It is very easy for a liar to get mixed up and change things around that make absolute no sense to what they just fucking said.  Contradicting ones self is almost sure fact that it's a lie.

ex: When a person tells you a story like 
Liar: I was just sitting here all day on the couch and the cat ran out the door.
  And you're like wait a minute!
You: How did the door open?  Did the cat learn how to open it while I was out?
  Here's that stumble you were waiting for to catch the idiot in his -or her- stupid lie
Liar: I was just sitting here all day on the couch and the cat ran out the door.  Oh, well I did get up to get the door and then the cat ran outside.
This was just an example, you are probably gonna here a worse lie than this.  So be on the look out.  Paying attention is key.  Trust me.

Another way to catch a liar is to dig in the past a little bit.  Again it's about paying attention, which like I said is key to sniffing out the cock suckers who want to lie their way through life.  But anyway, listen to the stories they tell you about the past.  And situations about how they got arrested or something bad happened while they were there.  The key to this scenario is if nothing was ever their fault! they're lying!! Because Really?  Anytime trouble was around you were always innocent?  I am definitely calling your damn bluff. 

Those are just two -but definitely great- tools to sniffing out a liar.  With a little practice you won't have any assholes who lie to you in your life.  I mean because who wants to date a fucktard liar anyway?  Kick that loser to the curb and find yourself a decent man -or woman-.  They're out there waiting for you right now ... so stop wasting time on the liar.

I know you're lying, I just don't want to be rude and tell you.


new year

 Friday, January 6, 2012

Time to pull it out dip shit!


don't get me started on drunk drivers

 Thursday, January 5, 2012

Obviously you have a greater chance of encountering a drunk driver between the hours of 12am-3am -- so try to avoid going out at those hours.  Don't you just love how you -the sober one- can't go out because the stupid ass fucks who get drunk can't be responsible and have someone pick them up.  Funny how that all works out don't ya think?

I mean I love to get wasted when Friday and Saturday come around like anybody else does -who of course is of the legal drinking age-, but the difference between me and these fucktards I see all over the roads on my sober nights is someone else -a sober someone else- drives my 'to drunk to drive' ass home.

But drunk drivers are not like vampires who can only come out at night -unless you're a stupid glittery Edward vampire or have a bewitched ring that lets you walk in the sun Damon vampire-; these fuckers are like the plague.  They can strike at any damn time.  So my sweet blogger friends let me share with you a few things to watch out for to possibly save your life.

-If you see someone swerving like a fucking idiot chances are they're probably drunk; texting is another option, but that's for another day!
-When you see a person driving for miles in the turning lane -or center lane- stay the hell away from that asshole!
-If a person is driving the wrong direction on the road - call the police, cops, 5.0, pigs, men in blue or whatever you refer to them as, and pray this dip shit already has DUI charges and gets thrown in jail for his stupidity!

Clear signs you have a drunken moron behind the wheel if you see any of those 3 things happening.  Stay clear of them at all cost.  What are some other ways to tell if you are driving with a drunk driver on the road?  I'd love to hear what you have seen while driving.



 Wednesday, January 4, 2012

hyp·o·crite  [hip-uh-krit]

a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, orstatements belie his or her public statements.

Don't you just love hypocrites?  I mean what is better than a person ridiculing the way you live your life and then they turn around and are doing the exact same thing.  It's the stupidest fucking thing!  For example the people who talk shit about me not having a job are the same fucking people who aren't working themselves.  Seriously, idiot?!  You can't ridicule me for something you're also [not] doing.  It seriously makes me laugh -- and of course I make fun of people like that.

What is also hilarious to me is when people call me a hypocrite all the time and I'm totally not, and they are!  It's like do you know what that word fully means?  Which is why I have put the definition up for all to see so there is no confusion if any of you would like to use it on someone in your future.

Maybe people say it because it is a fun word to say.  "hyp·o·crite" hah when I see it like that I emphasis the hell out of that "O" which makes it even more funny, because I think about if someone called me a "hyp·OOO·crite" I couldn't help but laugh.



Not a chance

 Monday, January 2, 2012


words of wisdom

 Sunday, January 1, 2012

"Be honest with yourself about who you are, and have the courage to be that person.  If you want to fuck, then go fuck.  If you want to get drunk, get drunk.  And there is nothing wrong with sucking a dick.  If someone tries to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're a bad person - tell them to lick the dark part of your ass and cut them out of your life.  No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it.  Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy; living the life you want to live is.  It's that simple"

-Tucker Max

It has all become so clear.  Who gives a fuck what anyone thinks about what you're doing?  I know that I clearly don't.


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