don't get me started on drunk drivers
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Obviously you have a greater chance of encountering a drunk driver between the hours of 12am-3am -- so try to avoid going out at those hours. Don't you just love how you -the sober one- can't go out because the stupid ass fucks who get drunk can't be responsible and have someone pick them up. Funny how that all works out don't ya think?
I mean I love to get wasted when Friday and Saturday come around like anybody else does -who of course is of the legal drinking age-, but the difference between me and these fucktards I see all over the roads on my sober nights is someone else -a sober someone else- drives my 'to drunk to drive' ass home.
But drunk drivers are not like vampires who can only come out at night -unless you're a stupid glittery Edward vampire or have a bewitched ring that lets you walk in the sun Damon vampire-; these fuckers are like the plague. They can strike at any damn time. So my sweet blogger friends let me share with you a few things to watch out for to possibly save your life.
-If you see someone swerving like a fucking idiot chances are they're probably drunk; texting is another option, but that's for another day!
-When you see a person driving for miles in the turning lane -or center lane- stay the hell away from that asshole!
-If a person is driving the wrong direction on the road - call the police, cops, 5.0, pigs, men in blue or whatever you refer to them as, and pray this dip shit already has DUI charges and gets thrown in jail for his stupidity!
Clear signs you have a drunken moron behind the wheel if you see any of those 3 things happening. Stay clear of them at all cost. What are some other ways to tell if you are driving with a drunk driver on the road? I'd love to hear what you have seen while driving.
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hypocrite
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
hyp·o·crite [hip-uh-krit]
a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, orstatements belie his or her public statements.
Don't you just love hypocrites? I mean what is better than a person ridiculing the way you live your life and then they turn around and are doing the exact same thing. It's the stupidest fucking thing! For example the people who talk shit about me not having a job are the same fucking people who aren't working themselves. Seriously, idiot?! You can't ridicule me for something you're also [not] doing. It seriously makes me laugh -- and of course I make fun of people like that.
What is also hilarious to me is when people call me a hypocrite all the time and I'm totally not, and they are! It's like do you know what that word fully means? Which is why I have put the definition up for all to see so there is no confusion if any of you would like to use it on someone in your future.
Maybe people say it because it is a fun word to say. "hyp·o·crite" hah when I see it like that I emphasis the hell out of that "O" which makes it even more funny, because I think about if someone called me a "hyp·OOO·crite" I couldn't help but laugh.
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