How to adequately point out a liar

liar [lahy-er]   

nouna person who tells lies.

The best way I have personally found to point out a pos liar is to pay very -like very- close attention to their "stories".  It is very easy for a liar to get mixed up and change things around that make absolute no sense to what they just fucking said.  Contradicting ones self is almost sure fact that it's a lie.

ex: When a person tells you a story like 

Liar: I was just sitting here all day on the couch and the cat ran out the door.

  And you're like wait a minute!

You: How did the door open?  Did the cat learn how to open it while I was out?

  Here's that stumble you were waiting for to catch the idiot in his -or her- stupid lie

Liar: I was just sitting here all day on the couch and the cat ran out the door.  Oh, well I did get up to get the door and then the cat ran outside.

  

This was just an example, you are probably gonna here a worse lie than this.  So be on the look out.  Paying attention is key.  Trust me.

Another way to catch a liar is to dig in the past a little bit.  Again it's about paying attention, which like I said is key to sniffing out the cock suckers who want to lie their way through life.  But anyway, listen to the stories they tell you about the past.  And situations about how they got arrested or something bad happened while they were there.  The key to this scenario is if nothing was ever their fault! they're lying!! Because Really?  Anytime trouble was around you were always innocent?  I am definitely calling your damn bluff. 

Those are just two -but definitely great- tools to sniffing out a liar.  With a little practice you won't have any assholes who lie to you in your life.  I mean because who wants to date a fucktard liar anyway?  Kick that loser to the curb and find yourself a decent man -or woman-.  They're out there waiting for you right now ... so stop wasting time on the liar.

I know you're lying, I just don't want to be rude and tell you.